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Hello my Weirdos!
First, let me point something out: I purposely used the word "winner" and not "writer". Why? Well, I had "writer" typed out at first, but then I looked at it and thought to myself...this doesn't only apply to writers! You have to have a winner's mindset to succeed in anything you do. Take it from Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean; if he hadn't had that mindset, the epic tale would have ended with Elizabeth probably getting killed somehow.
So, before I start, I want to make perfectly clear that this was a homework assignment and, while I agree it's a stupid fad, the end of this "letter" should not be taken seriously. I hope you enjoy :)
Fads; they will never stop, and new ones constantly start, but while most fads are perfectly acceptable, some just aren't. And, or course, we all know about those certain fads that get under our skin and make us want to go on a slapping spree.
There are thousands of fads we could mention, including eyebrows, hashtags, and selfies, but the one that irks me the most is when guys wear their pants hanging halfway down their butts. Like...seriously...it just has to go.
Why on earth would anyone think that showing off their underwear is appealing? Do they honestly think it attracts women? If so, they're dumber than they look, because every woman I have ever talked finds it completely unattractive.
Granted, the male species will never be considered the sharpest tool in the shed, but that's beside the point.
So, here is my proposal: illegalizing the sale of any and all mens pants throughout the entire world. By doing this, men would be able to show their underwear as much as they please because it would be the only thing they could legally wear on their lower half. Let's see how much they like it then.
*disclaimer: I do not own many of the photos on this page. All rights to the rightful owners of any/all photos.
"Read a lot, and write a lot. Write what you LOVE, even if people tell you it’s not worth your time. And never, ever give up."